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*:- Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge
*:- Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes
*:- When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is flirt.
*:- Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
*:- Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references.
*:- Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Joe: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
*:- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
*:- Always give 3 weeks notice when you quit. It gives you extra time to screw around.
*:- MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
*:- True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!
*:- keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
*:-To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.
*:- I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
*:- my nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, i asked GOD is it love.....? GOD said, no..... . . . . . exams r near!
*:- When words are not enough.... To express your feelings.... Dont think you're in LOVE.... You just need to join... ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
*:- LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
*:- For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
*:- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
*:-First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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