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  Pick up lines
 
Note:- Use these at your own risk, more especially on Valentines.


*:- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

*:- You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

*:- Falling for you would be a very short trip.

*:- Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

*:- Are you O.K.? Because heaven’s a long fall from here.

*:- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

*:- Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be

*:- What’s a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

*:- You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer ..

*:- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

*:- Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..

*:- Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

*:- What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

*:- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

*:- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

*:- Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

*:- God was showing off when he made you.

*:- I hear your body is made up of 75% water, and man, am I thirsty!

*:- Didn't we go to different schools together?

*:- Do you know karate, because your body is kickin’.

*:- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

*:- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

*:- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.




 
   

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